You can experience two season within 24 hours:
And two winters:
And Spring is beautiful:
In fact, all of the weather is beautiful:
I mean, you can tan YEAR ROUND:
The Westboro Baptist Church is banned from Canada:
Ice cream doesn’t melt year round:
Breaking Bad is a lot happier in Canada:
Though things may get a little out of hand…
…and internet arguments can get a little heated at times…
…this is probably the biggest danger you’ll run into:
Jedi is an official, state-sanctioned church in Canada:
The busses are apologetic:
Canadian mosh-pits are the most hardcore, intense experience a person can have:
And this is the most intense, happy moment a person can have:
Hawaiian pizza (aka a definite Top-10 pizza) was invented in Canada:
The Canadian world view is quite nice:
And the country itself fits this description perfectly:
Canadians aren’t afraid to tackle tough issues and solve big problems:
The province of Alberta hasn’t had a single rat in 50 years:
Canada dresses in style:
The fish are healthy and plentiful:
And the daily life looks a lot like this:
Canada is the most educated country in the world:
The crimes, while horrid, are still way less frequent than in the United States:
And the police chases are much more entertaining:
But thankfully it’s easy to catch someone in Canada:
Tattoos are way more bad-ass:
And Tupac looks way cooler making it rain with Canada’s colorful bills:
There’s a pond that has this name:
And there are news paper articles like this:
Oh, and ‘V3G1N4’ is a postal code in Canada:
The most popular video in Canada is hilarious:
The mayors are way better than your stupid mayors:
That’s because Canada respects its politicians:
Probably because they are such fantastic athletes:
This happened:
IN CONCLUSION:
YUP.
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