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#6 - 2 seconds later, 9 people were dead and the dog was burned badly. Some say it was an alien attack, others think a cigarette lighter spontaneously combusted. The investigation continues...
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#35 - Edna went into the tattoo shop and asked them to put on an ankle tattoo. When asked what she wanted, she answered: "It doesn't matter!' She thinks it means: Edna will eat at McDonalds twice a day.
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#42 - "OK, guys and gals, this next tune is a personal favorite of mine - it's called Baby Baby!...!"
#24 i'm sure it seemed like a very clever idea until balls began hitting targets and they began to realise how much those mofos sting and leave bruises. #53 a creature managed to survive for 200 years and he's thrilled that he killed it. what a godamn hero. #59 no, it was her grandfather who changed the name, not her. also, zach was lying / joking about shortening his name.
#53 This is like bragging about chopping down a 2000 year old tree... I'm not impressed. First #6 then #56 #101 That's a fail. #88 I see he's planing to go out of this world in style.
Never underestimate the power of large crowds, of stupid people.