When the meal you ordered is by far the best at the table:
When you run out of things to say in a conversation:
Being such a good cook even the smoke alarm cheers you on:
Expertly avoiding your responsibilities:
How you spend your Sunday afternoons:
At the end of every episode of your favorite show:
When someone starts singing and they clearly don’t know the lyrics:
When someone asks about your plans for the future:
When the bank teller tells you your account balance:
When you realize you forgot to put on deodorant:
When you come home to your pet after being gone all day:
Every Saturday:
When you go out and know you look good:
People who act like they’re friends with you only when they want something:
When you’re waiting for your drink at Starbucks:
When someone you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again:
Waiting for your favorite part of a song:
When your boss asks if you want to leave work early:
Showing up to a party sober and everyone else is already drunk: