Ostrich Pillow
Anti-Pervert Hairy Stockings
Quack: A Duck-Billed Protective Muzzle For Dogs
Shower Microphone Sponge
A Onesie Sleeping Bag
Cornered Picture Frames
The Weight Watch Belt
Secret Flask Tie
Baby Stroller and Scooter Hybrid
Boyfriend Pillow
Umbrella Water Gun
Pizza Scissors
Squeeze Me Mittens
Mix Stix Spoons
Baby Shower Cap
The Eye-Goggle Umbrella
A Chopping Board Bird Feeder
A Knitted Beard Beanie
The Baby Mop Outfit
Stationary That Doubles As Eating Utensils
LED Slippers
A Dogbrella
Anti-theft lunch bags
An All-Emoji translation of Herman Melville’s Moby Dick
Eau My Cologne by George Takei
A Champagne Vending Machine
A 3-D Scanner for Your Feet
Cream Stew Flavored Cheetos
This Wheelchair Car
This Underwater Burial Option
A Nasal Telescope
Spray-On Clothes
A Grocery Store in a Subway Car
Fried Chicken Scented Candles
A Lifized Unicorn Cake With Rainbow Layers
Bacon-Scented Deodorant
The Monkey Orchid
This Book
And Also This One
The Dog-Operated Washing Machine
LED ‘Tail Lights’ for Your Horse
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