That pizza you ordered will get all cold and uneaten:
You might accidentally hang yourself:
Or destroy a store display:
You could be ‘that girl’ at the wedding:
You won’t remember that time you met Tom Hanks:
Your logic skills will escape you:
You’ll play traumatizing games like “Ten Hands, One Cat”:
You’ll send drunk texts like this:
You might embarrass yourself on Facebook:
You’ll wake up to pictures of yourself like this:
You’ll fall asleep in strange places:
It could be hazardous to your health:
It could also ‘kill’ you:
You might sleep with someone you regret:
You could eventually be confronted by a really shitty flash mob:
Jon Arbuckle will kick you out:
Or Miss Piggy could divorce you:
You’ll make poor decisions:
You’ll waste the whole doggone weekend:
Parking becomes a difficult task:
You might block up the bathroom line:
You’ll be placed on the naughty list:
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