This heartwarming moment on the subway:
This travesty of a three-way handshake:
This woman’s long journey down the runway:
This man’s noble quest to find a chair:
This tennis umpire’s uncontrollable bowel movements:
This world record for longest failed high-five attempt:
These girls’ fiery dance moves:
The alpha and the omega of slippery hugs:
Chris Bosh enjoying his very first piece of confetti:
This four-way high-five failure:
And this four-way disaster too:
This man’s never-ending battle against the bubble gum he thought he could trust:
This unfortunate animation:
Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s failed swoop-shake:
The chest bump that never was:
This very rare and difficult to execute elbow five:
This man’s itchy neck coverup:
The day this dude realized he was not a child anymore:
The ol’ finger to the eye celebration:
George Dub’s dance moves:
This subtle hand grab:
…Yet another Finger Eye Five™:
And the saddest thumbs-up ever: