There has been a serious lack of crisp in our lives since 2005.
Trix shaped like ACTUAL FRUIT:
We’ve been living in spherical hell ever since 2006.
Our tongues have been perfectly (and sadly) intact since 2008.
We have all been denied this green, sugary, strange concoction since 2003.
French Toast Crunch:
This sweet, sweet nectar has evaded our lips since 2006.
Planters Cheez Balls:
Life got a little less cheezy in 2006.
We haven’t been able to enjoy candy while also being scared of choking on small trinkets since 1996.
Another casualty of the Snack Food Purge of 2006.
The most important “O” shaped candy has been gone since 2007.
Disappeared in 1995.
The world became mixed permeantly in 2005.
Fruit String Thing:
Fruit “things” have been all but gone from our lives since the mid-2000s.
Gone… but there’s hope!
No one has had this wonderful elixir since 2001.
Gone since 1995 and replaced by those TRASH blue ones.
The max became the min in the early ’90s.
1993 claimed this strange, strange beast.
You haven’t been able to pretend you’re eating rabbit poop since 2012.
Yup. You guessed it. 2006 ripped these sweet treats from our mouths, too.
The world has been flat, boring, and 2D since 2005.
Rice Krispies Treats Cereal:
All but gone from this Green Earth.
Our Fruitopia (in the US) became a Fruitpocalypse in 2003.
Our bubblegum has been jug-less for years now.
Our chicken has been much more natural shaped since 2012.
Replaced by those GARBAGE green apple Skittles last year.
Cereal has been without a genie since the early ’90s.
Never made it to the turn of the century. Left behind in 1999.
EZ Squirt Ketchup:
This might actually be a good thing. It’s been gone since 2006 (obviously).
JELL-O Pudding Pops:
Bill let us down in 2004.
Apples have become scarce in the recent years.
Chocolate Vanilla Creme Poptarts:
Popped on out of our lives in the mid-2000s.
Blue da-ba-di-da-ba-DIED in 2004.
Sodas with stuff flyin’ around in them were never meant to be. Gone since 1998.
Magic ceased to exist in the mid ’90s.
Has appeared on literally every “thing I miss from the ’90s” list since 2001. Did you really expect to not see this here? C’mon, man.