Because of stuff like this:
And this:
Or how to get dressed in the morning:
Because 8 out of 10 men have no idea how escalators work:
Make that 9 out of 10:
Or how pools work:
Because men can’t even beat inanimate objects in a fight:
And they certainly cannot be trusted to wake up in the morning:
Because they easily fall for tricks and traps:
And, contrary to nobody’s belief, do not have magical powers:
Because it’s wildly recognized that most of their test scores look something like this:
And most of their scientific experiments looks like this:
Because they often don’t even realize they’re doing something that might be dangerous:
Or when something dangerous is right in front of them:
Because they can’t be trusted, even in trust falls:
Or with vacuum cleaners:
Or with tires:
Or with ATVs:
Or with food:
Or with beards:
Because to them, simple household tasks are matters of life and death:
Especially if it involves ladders:
Even something as simple as moving a couch becomes a deadly activity:
And don’t even get them started with ramps. Once you give a man a ramp, it’s game over. He’s done.
And if you add a crane to the mix? Just start etchin’ up that headstone right now: