When your pet leaves the room and you weren’t done petting it yet:
When your alarm goes off on Monday morning:
When someone won’t stop sneezing:
When a kid is honest about your appearance:
When you see on Instagram that your friends went somewhere without you:
When someone asks if you’ve ever seen your favorite show:
Opening the fridge and not seeing anything you want:
Trying to make friends with people way cooler than you:
When a fart sneaks up on you:
Leaving the office on Friday:
When you’re almost done doing dishes and someone comes and puts another dish in the sink:
When your significant other is mad at you and you have no idea why:
When your best friend is giving more attention to someone other than yourself:
When you realize the person you’re talking to isn’t wearing deodorant:
Showing off your new shoes:
When you realize the candy you’re eating is sugar free:
When someone asks you to help them study:
You and your best friend after you make a really witty comment:
When it’s after midnight and you’re not sure whether to say “today” or “tomorrow:”
When you drop something and try to catch it before it hits the ground:
When you see someone using the pencil you lost:
Trying to put on skinny jeans:
When you see stupid statuses on Facebook and you try your best not to make rude, sarcastic comments:
You still don’t have a boyfriend:
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