A nun discovering the joys of the ocean:
Two crash test dummies in a forbidden romance:
A woman haunted by the ghost of hamburgers past:
The Candy Man:
Fat Santa pinching his nipples:
A one-eyed accountant flashing east side while listening to an abacus:
Trout hand:
A woman enjoying the healing benefits of post-it notes:
Two old folks rekindling their love affair with some guns and a dead rabbit:
A woman showing off her prized piece of bread, first-place winner at the Dutchess County Fair:
A child enjoying that sweet, sweet cactus smell:
Two twins sharing the greatest gift of all: a giant sweater:
Two friends sharing the second greatest gift of all: corn:
A man contemplating the mistakes he’s made while using a cake as a pillow:
A woman willing to go to any length to defend the fruit she loves:
A girl scoring the winning goal in a lopsided game against her wheelchair bound grandfather:
Cyber woman with corn:
She-Hitler with a potato crotch:
Your grandma double teaming some popsicles:
An apple with teeth eating a pig:
Nipple clamps:
A spaceman exploring a strange new planet:
G’d up pineapple business man:
Mona Lisa tongue tats:
Reigning world champion of your sister’s bedroom:
Two survivors of the nuclear apocalypse enjoying some freshly baked sugar cookies:
A man embracing the only melon that ever loved him:
A business woman enjoying a boxing glove massage:
Lumberjack dog:
Your dad:
A woman hopelessly addicted to snorting donuts:
Bread hat:
A man in a bathrobe enjoying the heat from his oven while looking over at what appears to be a mammal in a bowl:
A person with a TV head enjoying an early dinner with another TV:
Mr. July on the Gas Mask Hunks 2014 calendar:
Princess:
A child that was born with a terrible, terrible birth defect but still is able to find humor in the little things:
A flour and egg addict getting their fix:
A man in a rabbit costume weighing lettuce:
A child coming to terms with the harrowing reality that this is what it’ll be like until they retire:
Cyber woman with corn, part II:
A radical business man that probably just thinks his water damaged laptop is a really expensive black mirror:
A man discovering his love for lettuce:
A luchador enjoying his first vacation in several years:
Cartoon Santa’s violent addiction:
A man that doesn’t quite grasp the idea behind a corndog:
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#5 Here, let Mr. Ree pinch those nipples for you, you sexy beast!
#45 That ripped luchadore can manhandle me any old time!!!
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