You could try out a career in BMX
Your birthday could take a rapid turn for the worst
You could discover that football really isn’t your sport
Or you could find yourself in the middle of your very own ‘Final Destination’ movie
Your investments may not have turned out as you had hoped
Refreshment could escape you in the worst possible way
Or you could come SO CLOSE to success only to have it shoved right back in your face
You could be the recipient of this very thoughtful Valentine’s Day gift
Or you could wake up every morning to this in your shower and not know HOW OR WHY it’s there
This could be between you and the pearly gates of Heaven
All your hopes and dreams could (literally) come crumbling down
Or you could realise you’re just not a kid anymore
You could be Troy
This could be your computer
Or this duck could follow you WHEREVER YOU GO
This could become a reality
Basketball could just not be the thing for you
This straw could haunt your dreams
Or you could eat shit (not literally) on national TV
You could be this cat
Or every time you go to the bathroom this could happen
Your cooking efforts could all be for nothing
Or you could be Chuck
You could get your froyo and sperm banks messed up
Or you could get this fortune
This could be the only prize you get for the rest of your life
Some sicko could hand you this
You could end up in a surprising place…
Or you could own this wall
You could be the person that thought this photo was appropriate for the headline
Or you could have a Sim for a mom
Your attempts to clean could be a disappointment for ALL
You could be “killed to death.”
You could be this kid at possibly the worst “bring your child to work day” ever
And maybe, just maybe, you could be Carly Rae Jepsen
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