This fact:
The only ice cream worth eating. 50 scoops, please:
Our protector-in-chief taking one for the team:
Prime numbers. Prime numbers have always been and will always be american:
The american calendar:
This beautiful instance of divine autocorrect intervention:
Colbert demonstrating what america’s greatest gift is:
This graph bleeds america. 12-0:
Our kitchen cabinet is a large body of water:
Disease doesn’t exist in america:
This essay word count. Why would you write anything less patriotic:
Feeding the children:
The perfect billboard combo. I know what i’m having for dinner:
The only rating scale with which you can properly rate america:
The perfect bedtime story aka a dramatic retelling of the classic film the patriot:
The children learning what they need to learn:
Remembering 1776:
The only joke that matters:
This gorgeous flag made out of america’s number one export:
An australian learning what america is all about:
How harry potter would’ve ended in america:
Always being at the top of the alphabetical list of countries. That’s american as hell:
This list straight from korean students learning english abroad:
Hulk hogan giving the soviet flag a head sandwich:
Using the right form of “they’re.” Doesn’t get much more american than that:
Sleeping like this every single night:
Ol’ tommy j writing the greatest breakup letter ever:
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WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
well then don't go to any of the European nations or most of the Asian nations because they alllll have invaded other countries. How many civilizations did Rome destroy? How many did Persia destroy? I mean France, England,Italy, Spain, Russia, uhhmm Germany all have invaded other countries. Do you even read history books? I mean England had a Queen nicknamed Bloody Mary(do you even know why she was named that?)You people act like America invented "invasion". We ourselves were invaded but with help of others we obtained our freedom. Yes, we have wasteful politicians and government, but I bet you can find corruption in every level of government in every country. The UN bows to terrorism, we do not. I lost a few great friends in the twin towers and i say we shouldn't bend. we waste resources? have you called Saudia Arabia and asked the royal family to spread their wealth around to their own starving people? or have you contacted the European countries that still operate under a thinly disguised class system? How many lives are lost in the middle east daily that has nothing to do with Merica? Holy hell have you even seen the crap that goes on in central America or Africa? the roving death squads, the insane civil wars, people forced to vote at gunpoint.
I think more than likely you are just another uninformed moron thats spouting the latest "hate America" slogan because you think its cool and you can't think for yourself.
Hey guess what? I have the freedom to say "FUCK YOU"we don't want your uneducated,narrow-minded, ignorant twat of a human being in our country.
Have a nice day