The person who thinks this is an acceptable pregnancy announcement:
The person who thinks that people want to spray themselves with swag:
The person responsible for this monstrosity:
The person who is convinced every teenager has never read a book:
The person that thinks heroin is the hot new social network:
The person who thinks that moms tell their kids when they’re going to shave:
The person responsible for this:
The creator of this t-shirt:
The person who just created their first abbreviation for this bottle:
The creator of this anti-drug campaign:
The person who thought this acronym worked:
The person who thinks that anyone talks about their glasses like this:
The inventor of the “teen” language:
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!
The person who actually thought this shirt was a fine idea:
Newt Gingrich:
The person behind all these new colors of crayons:
The person who spent precious time in this monstrosity of emojis:
The person who thought this was “the new style”:
The potato salesperson behind the hashtags #cleanplates and #mashtag:
The person who came up with this warning:
The person who thinks that people care this much about emojis:
The person who truly believed car insurance could come with not only swagger, but an epic one at that:
The person behind this unexplainable #YOLO:
And person who came up with the hashtag #folder, perhaps the most important hashtag in history: