Because your safety is important:
Because buckets are hard to balance on:
Because your horse isn’t having it:
Because ice might be cold, but the lake is colder:
Because buckets are a lot heavier than you think:
A lot heavier:
Because clothes are important:
Because ice doesn’t make a great scarf:
Because no one should have to wear a helmet to donate money:
Because tables are a little unsteady:
Because your friend is a butterfinger:
And that bucket is a lot heavier than you think:
Because even if you’re not doing it you’re in danger:
Because your friends will betray you:
Because Dad can’t take another fall:
Because buying new gutters is expensive:
Because you spent all morning on your hair:
Because the gym is a much better place to lift heavy things:
Because it’s hard enough to walk around WITHOUT water all over the ground:
Because you don’t know your own strength:
Because your shower curtain is your best friend:
AGAIN, BUCKETS ARE HEAVY:
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If one damage his cervical vertebra, it may cause serious paralysis like the symptoms of ALS.