When I saw someone driving a Prius throw trash out their window
When I come home stoned and try to play it cool
When the saleswoman tell me the glasses cost $300
When my GF and I do 69 and she goes for my butt
When my crush sees my message but doesn’t reply
Coming home from college and my mom immediately nags me to clean my room
When someone blows past me on the freeway and I’m already going over 90 mph
When the teacher writes super fast on the whiteboard as I’m trying to write it all down
When we get free pizza at work
When I’ve been binge-watching a series for the last 10 hours and they kill off my favorite character.
When I find a forum post from 2002 filled with all my teenage angst and ignorance
When someone makes a joke that hits a little too close to the truth.
When I noticed my friend’s girlfriend has 17,000 tweets and 32 followers
When I ordered a drink, looked around, and realized it was actually a gay bar
When I get home and realize I left my phone plugged into the charger at my friend’s house
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