Whoever set up this photo op.
This wine fan.
The writer of this obituary.
Taylor Swift, any time she tries to use technology.
This fucking guy.
This happy wife.
Whoever designed these birthday cakes.
This teen.
The people who got these tattoos, which get worse and worse the more you think about them.
Ellie Goulding.
This woman who just wanted a lovely cheese plate to finish off her meal.
This video gamer.
All these shoppers who can’t figure out how to use shopping baskets.
Whoever owns this fridge. And its attached ice maker, of course.
This dog making a huge mistake when trying to chill with his tortoise buddy.
This guy who was just trying to feed a couple of deer.
This incredible reality contestant from the ’00s.
This eager interviewee.
These Walmart employees.
This girl, who “tried to get Kylie Jenner lips,” and it did not go to plan.
This city planner.
THIS.
This bus driver who came up with a flawless solution to a technical issue.
This struggling dog.
The person who priced this delicious bar of spunow.
And finally, this romantic.
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Ellie Goulding
http://instagram.com/p/zkxJqhzfWn/ — with Mick Jagger, Mick Jagger and Taylor Swift.