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The Craziest Place Smugglers Have Tried to Hide Their Loot (10 pics)

Posted in Random » Weird   18 Mar 2015   / 9895 views

These bizarre smuggling stories are actually all true and you have to wonder what these people were thinking.


A 27 year old lady from Scranton, Pennsylvania proved to have an impressive treasure trove in her vagina. It contained 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty baggies, 8.5 Xanax pills, and $51.22. 
A man in India was caught smuggling 300 grams of gold in his butt (197 pendants made of 20-carat gold). And transporting gold isn't illegal--he did it because he didn't want to pay the tax. 
A female visitor at the San Salvador prison tried to smuggle a M67 grenade for her boyfriend. She hid it in her vagina.
A man in Florida would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for a part of a condom sticking out of his anus. The contents included:
17 Oxycodone pills, 1 cigarette, 6 matches, a flint, 1 empty syringe with eraser over needle, a lip balm container, 1 unused condom (in addition to the carryon condom, which was discarded as biohazard waste), a CVS receipt and a paper coupon. 
An inmate's dad smuggled a huge bag of black tar heroin in his ass but got caught. The phone calls were being monitored, and their brilliant plan was discovered.
There was information from an informant about an inmate at the Okeechobee County Jail supposedly holding drugs on him. Cavity search proved nothing. Then it turned out it was in a fat roll at the base of his stomach. A cigar tube with narcotics.
In 1990 a Columbian man tried to smuggle 1 pound of cocaine under his skin. He got it implanted inside his thighs.
A Kentucky man had a very strange place to stash his drugs. Police found a baggie of crack rocks tucked neatly inside the foreskin of his penis.
A tattoo fanatic from Washington was supposed to spend only 3 days at the slammer. The number of items he tried to smuggle in his ass is astounding: a cigarette lighter, a baggie of tobacco (the size of a golf ball), several cigarette rolling papers, a bottle of tattoo ink, a smoking pipe (one inch long), a baggie of marijuana and...8 tattoo needles.
A guard at a California jail smelled some strange odor. It came out of a cell that belonged to a man who announced that his ass was bleeding. It was not surprise after finding all the stuff he smuggled in, including a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, 1 set of ear bud headphones, a stash of marijuana, a stash of tobacco, and $140. 

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Comments (2):

darkraisin 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
a lot of ass related stories.
TangoSmoker 3 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
My Samsung Note is not a very popular phone in prison.