Things that you think will be different as an adult but which really just stay the same.
You’re still on your parents family cell phone plan.
You’re not really sure how the whole filing taxes thing works.
You can barely keep yourself alive, much less a house plant or pet.
When people ask you what you’re going to do with your life, you’re just like…
Your room looks something like this:
Most of your text conversations consist of emojis or drunk texts from last night.
Your idea of cooking includes putting a frozen pizza in the oven and not burning it.
It sometimes feels like everyone is moving forward but you.
You’ve had to call your parents and ask for money on more than one occasion.
You legitimately believe that a bowl of cereal is an acceptable dinner.
You still live at home and have no desire to get a place of your own.
You've considered faking your own death to get out of responsibilities.
Budgeting? HAHAHAH, ya no. That’s not gonna happen.
Every time you go grocery shopping, your cart ends up looking something like this:
You still don't know how to do laundry.
You know your metabolism isn't what it used to be but when you want pizza you’re still just like…
You’re reading this list.
"Signs That You Might Want to Give Up Growing Up and Go Back to Being a Kid"
Um, if I may... 'growing up' and 'being a kid' are pretty damned much the same thing... at least, last time I looked, lol!