Everyone Loves a Good Dirty Joke (17 pics)

Posted in Funny       29 May 2015       10615       1

The BuzzFeed community were asked to share their “dirtiest jokes” and these are the brilliant jokes that were collected.

 

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?

What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?

What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?

What do David Beckham and a diamond ring have in common?

What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?

What did the letter O say to the letter Q?

How do you embarrass a male archaeologist?

What’s red and has seven dents?

What’s the difference between purple and pink?

What’s the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist?

Who was the world’s first carpenter?

What do you call an artist with a brown finger?

What do smoking a cigarette and eating someone out have in common?

Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?

What do Lifesaver candies do that men cannot?


Credits:  www.buzzfeed.com

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