“Bro, your face is pissing me off, want to throw down?”
That’s an example of the sort of dialog that goes on in a new app called Rumblr, which can be used to set up fistfights with total strangers — you know, Fight Club style.
Rumblr is set up like a dating app, except the dates happen in parking lots and back alleys, not restaurants, and they culminate in throw-downs instead of get-downs.
The app uses Tinder based functionality to find real world fist fights for you.
You can get the app for free (this is an actual selling point) and find other brawling enthusiasts near you.
There are also options for RumblrHER (for women) and RumblrGROUP which allows you to jump in with other fighters so you don’t need to go through all that extra work of picking the fight yourself or deciding what part of your opponents face you hate the most.
~said noone ever~