"Do you kids need anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know!"
Who took this picture???
Was someone just hovering above them??????? WHO ELSE IS IN THE ROOM???
WHO TOOK THIS?!?!! WHY WERE THEY THERE?!?! HOW DID THEY GET DESIGNATED PHOTOGRAPHER???
SOMEONE IS OUTSIDE THE SHOWER TAKING PICTURES OF YOU??? YOU OK WITH THAT???
IT’S VALENTINE’S DAY!!! LOVE ONE ANOTHER!!! CHERISH YOUR LOVER!!!! WHO IS TAKING THIS PICTURE!?!?
IS THIS PERSON USING THEIR OWN CAMERA ROLL? HOW MANY FREE GIGS DO THEY HAVE??? PROBABLY NOT THAT MANY BECAUSE THIS LOOKS LIKE IT WAS TAKEN ON AN IPHONE MADE OUT OF CRAYOLA CRAYONS:
MAYBE ASK THE THIRD PERSON ON THE BED WITH YOU TO LEAVE??? MAYBE REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THE SITUATION???
Did you like, draw straws???? WHO IS TAKING THIS?!?!
WHO ELSE IS THERE?!?!??!?!?!?!?
WHO IS TAKING THIS AND WHY ARE THEY GETTING LEVEL TO THE GROUND LIKE THEY’RE A G.D. NAT GEO PHOTOGRAPHER TAKING PICTURES OF WILDLIFE ON THE PLAINS OF BOTSWANA?!?!?!
GET OFF THE GROUND AND OUT THE DOOR!!!
LIKE, WHAT’S GOING ON INSIDE THE THIRD PERSON’S HEAD?
Isn’t this awkward???????? SOMEONE IS IN YOUR BATHROOM.
YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PHONE. DO YOU REALLY NEED SEPARATE ANGLES??? IS THIS FOR YOUR THESIS OR SOMETHING?!?!?!?! YOU GOT ALL THOSE STUDENT LOANS FOR THIS?????
MY RELATIONSHIP GOAL WOULD BE NOT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WHERE YOU TRAP SOMEONE IN A BASEMENT AND FORCE THEM TO TAKE PICTURES?????
WHO IS TAKING THIS PICTURE? ARE THEY 7 FEET TALL? THEY SHOULD BE PLAYING FOR THE ORLANDO MAGIC, NOT TAKING PICTURES!!! LET THEM GET SOME BURN OFF THE BENCH!!!!
LET THEM LEAVE.
Postmaker is a pure genius.