So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock
My Girlfriend Just Asked What The "No" On This Switch Meant
I Asked My Wife To Bring My Basement Shoes To Me. She Said "The Opaads?"
This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable
I Told My Boyfriend I Wasn't Feeling Well And Asked Him To Buy A Thermometer On His Way Home From Work
My Husband Asked My Gynecologist If He Was A Texas Longhorn
Caught My Girlfriend Eating These "Christmas Cookies". They're Dog Treats
I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me
I See Your Wife Cable Opening Skills And Raise You My Girlfriend's Avocado Cutting Skills
My Friend's Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster
Girlfriend Asked If I Was Doing Drugs
My Girlfriend And I Are Having A Contest To See Who's The Best Cook. I Walked In On Her Trying To Cook A Steak. I Think I Might Win This One.
My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This Image And Asked "Is This A HDMI Cabel?"
So My Buddy Took His Girlfriend Flyfishing
Wife Asked Me To Get Her A Mounds Bar At The Store. I Spent 5 Minutes Looking Because I Only Saw Spunow Bars
She Just Wanted To Keep The Cheese Fresh
So My Girlfriend Needed My Help Hanging This
Wife Asked Me To Get Period Pads. I Got Granny Leakage Pads
I Asked My Husband To Put Away The Leftovers
My Hubby Tried To Bake Cookies Tonight. On A Cooling Rack
How I Know My Girlfriend Was Cooking Today
My Boyfriend Put This Up On His Fridge Last April. I Left Him A Note
My Friend's Girlfriend Walks Into Our Apartment And Said "Wow You Guys Really Love Physics!"
Offered To Clean The House For "Husband Points" While The Wife Was Out Of Town. Hired A Maid But Didn't Check The Work. Busted!
This Is How Dad Dressed Daughter For The Daycare
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