Tumblr user Amanda has recently posted a note that she received from the owner of cats she was taking care of, and it’s really hard to describe those cats in more detail than the note does.
Here is your key for the cats:
Samson: All gray. The most handsome cat you’ve ever seen. Looks like the cat was drawn by a Disney animator.
Dobby: All black. No tail. Looks like a cat that was drawn by a person who has a vague idea of what cats look like but in reality has never seen one.
Dixie: Calico. Looks like she would speak with a squeaky voice. Very short. Will use her nails to love you.
Wilson: Gray and white. Obese. Still adorable. Looks like Tony Soprano. Probably the mob boss.