My Husband Sure Knows How To Make A Pregnant, Bloated Girl Feel Special On Her Birthday
My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem
Asked My Wife Where My Eye Drops Were. She Responded "In The Bedroom On The Tv Stand Under The Lightswitch Slightly Trapped Between The Wall"
I Needed To Borrow My Wife's Phone... She Said Her Password Was Our Anniversary. I Gave The Phone Back And Said I Didn't Know What Happened
For The Past Two Years, Anything Sitting In Our Garage That The Wife Says We Can't Get Rid Of, I've Hung As "Art" In Our Otherwise Useless Front Room
I Wore This Custom Shirt During My Wife's Labor. Wife Was Not Amused
My Wife Has Been Trying Anything To Remind Me To Bring My Lunch To Work
When You Ask Your Husband To Pack Your Lunch
After Working An 18 Hour Day, I Came Home To Find This Note Left By My Wife In The Bathroom
Told The Wife The Floor Was Gross And Needed Cleaning. Told Her I Was Willing To Do It. She Said We Don't Need To. Clean Half She Said And Let's See The Difference... Mission Accomplished. (We Don't Have Tiled Floors)
Trying To Sent Subtle Hints To My Wife Last Night
Year No. 4 At My Wife's Family Reunion
My Pregnant Wife Sent This To Me At 2:12am This Morning. I'm Going To Guess That My Snoring Was Quite Bad Last Night
My Wife Said I Could Decorate The Guest Bathroom As My Own. Multiple Screams Have Ensued
My Wife Hates Comic Book Movies. Thanks Universal
We Were Looking Through Old Pictures Of Me When My Wife Started Laughing And Got The Dog's Flea Pills From The Cupboard
I'm Starting A Fight With My Wife
Married For 62 Years, But My Grandpa Will Still Pull Out His Road Atlas To Prove My Grandma Wrong
Marriage Is About Sharing (Almost) Everything
Marriage Milestone
Wife And I Spend An Hour Trying To Get The Cat To Turn Off The Lights, So We Didn't Have To Get Out Of Bed
Caught My Husband Red Handed... Thought He Was Working Out
Marriage Is All About Compromise. For Example, I Didn't Really Want A Dog. My Wife Did. So We Compromised... And Here Is Our New Puppy Copper
My Wife Said This License Plate Made Her Think Of Me
My Husband Attempted To Help With The Laundry. I Don't Buy Pink Towels Because I Don't Like Pink
I Have My Reasons For Making My Wife Use Her Own Tube
My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One
This Is What Happens When My Wife Leaves On A Business Trip And I'm Home Alone. When She's Home Vs. When She's Gone
Whenever We Get Into A Heated Argument, My Wife Stops Mid Argument To Take A Selfie With Me, I'm Never Amused
Whenever I Asked My Husband What He Wanted For Dinner He Always Answered, "Bacon-Wrapped Shrimp And Asparagus With Hollandaise Sauce" Just To F*ck With Me. Today I Served Him This
My Wife And I Do Not Lead A Very Exciting Life
I'm A Super Nervous Flyer. My Wife Just Took This Pic Of Me At The Airport Restaurant, About To Board The Plane A Part Of Our Honeymoon
I Love Making Cookies With My Wife
Never Have I Been So Mad At My Wife Before
My Husband Challenged Me To See If I Could Fit In My New Suitcase... I Sent Him This Response
My Pregnant Wife Demanded I Go To The Store For Frozen Yogurt. I Was Temped To Play A Joke, But Wanted To Live
Wife And I Had A Big Fight Last Week - On Valentine's Day She Gave Me This Along With My Gift
My Husband Didn't Want A Birthday Cake
My Wife And I Accidentally Got Each Other The Same Gift For Our Second Anniversary
My Husband Is An Asshole
Asked My Husband To (Hand) Whip Some Heavy Cream. Hear Strange Noises And Walk In On This
My Husband Got Tired Of Wine Stains Everywhere So He Got Me A Sippy Wine Cup
Wife Is Out, Packing My Own Lunch This Week
Was Wondering Why My Wife Was Giggling When She Asked Me To Change The Air Filters
My Wife Bought A New Hairbrush With A Suction Cup At The End. I Found This On The Bathroom Mirror. I Love My Wife
Clear Communication Is The Key To A Successful Marriage
My Wife And I "Share" A Cabinet In The Bathroom
My Wife Includes Little Notes In My Lunch When She Packs It. I've Been Saving Them In My Desk
Marriage Status
What I Love About My Parents Is That After 41 Years Of Marriage, They Still Know How To Embarrass Their Kids
Told My Husband Not To Eat The Ice Cream In The Freezer. Then I Saw This Shadow Form In The Kitchen
I Came Home To This Last Night. I Married The Right Woman
My Wife Thinks I'm Stupid Too
My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let's Just Say She's Pretty Happy Today
Sent My Husband To Buy A Baby Shower Gift Bag. Dammit
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