Con Air (1997)
“You’re somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you’re really thirsty. But, in your case, I’ll make an exception.”
Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)
“If I wanted a joke, I’d follow you into the john and watch you take a leak”
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
“You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?”
9 to 5 (1980)
“You’re a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot”
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
“I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
The Witches Of Eastwick (1987)
“You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you’re morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You’re not even interesting enough to make me sick.”
A Fish Called Wanda (1988)
“You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole.”
The Breakfast Club (1985)
“Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?”
Snatch (2000)
“Fuckface… I like that one Errol. I’ll have to remember that one next time I’m climbing off yer mum.”
The War Of The Roses (1989)
“When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.”
Friday (1995)
“You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.”
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
“It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!”
The Princess Bride (1987)
“I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
Three Amigos (1986)
“You dirt-eating piece of slime, you scum-sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat!”
Casino (1995)
“Why you shit-kickin’, stinky, horse-manure-smelling motherfucker, you!”
Gangs of New York (2002)
“I don’t give a tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit-sack.”
Scarface (1983)
“Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, you’d be the last thing I’d ever f*ck.”
The Silence Of The Lambs (1991)
“You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you’re not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling?”
Blade: Trinity (2004)
“You cock-juggling thundercunt!
Step Brothers (2008)
“I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home”
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
“It was nothing like that, penis-breath!”
Bad Santa (2003)
“You’re an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dogshit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.”
The Mist (2007)
“The day I need a friend like you, I’ll just have myself a little squat and shit one out.”
The Big Lebowski (1998)
“I don’t like your jerk-off name. I don’t like your jerk-off face. I don’t like your jerk-off behavior, and I don’t like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?”
In the Loop (2009)
“I’ve come across a lot of psychos, but none as fucking boring as you. You are a real boring fuck. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I’ll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, CUNT!”
Swimming With Sharks (1994)
“You are nothing! If you were in my toilet I wouldn’t bother flushing it. My bathmat means more to me than you.”
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i cannot even repeat it without getting banned