Keep Calm, It's Just An Extra Chromosome
"Don't You Dare Use That As Your Senior Picture" - Mom
I've Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance
I Started High School With Straight A's, Now I'm Not Even Straight
"My Senior Project Was To Make A Clone." 'A+"
When Life Shuts A Door, Open It Back Up. That's How Doors Work
I Only Wear This To Give The Rest Of You Girls A Chance
So Heard The Ladies Like Bad Boys. Lucky For Them, I'm Bad At Everything
Anything Is Possible When You Sound Caucasian On The Phone
To All The Teachers That Never Taught Me A Thing: Stranger Things Season 2 Episode 5 35:08
Of Course I Dress Well. I Didn't Spend All That Time In The Closet For Nothing
I Make Terrible Science Puns, But Only Periodically
This Is My Actual Last Name
My Ears Give Out Better Signal Than The School Wi-Fi
"You're An Asian, Not A B-Sian" - My Dad
'i've Never Had A Bad Hair Day All Of High School"
"You Become Doctor Now?" - Grandma
High School Musical Told Me We're All In This Together But You Guys Were Not Helpful
Pancake Recipe
"Knock! Knock!.." "Who's There?.." "A Patel!"
RIP Club Penguin, You Raised Me When My Parents Didn't Want To
"I Like My Girls How I Like My Coffee..." "We Don't Like Coffee."
Yes, It's My Real Name
"Grey's Anatomy Season 5, Episode 6, 39:40
When Life Gives You Lemons
"Become Friends With Someone, And They May Allow You To Take Certain Items From Their Home" - Skyrim Loading Screen
Sometimes When I Get Bored I Like To Go Into The Garden And Bury Myself And Pretend I'm A Carrot
I Need Feminism Because I Intend Marrying Rich And I Can't Do That If My Wife And I Are Making 75 Cent For Every Dollar A Man Makes
Another Wan Bites The Dust
I Think It Was More Difficult To Graduate Than To Cross The Border
Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else
I Found My Super Suit
"Aim For The Moon. That Way, If You Miss, You're A Disappointment On A Much Larger Scale." - Brian Essbe
Me Like Rice
"Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go?" - Cotton-Eye Joe
Call Me Dadi
I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness
So What, Do I Just Write Something Here And It'll Go In The Yearbook?
There's No Need To Repeat Yourself. I Ignored You Just Fine At First Time
I'm Trying To Come Up With A Senior Quote For You But All I Can Think Of Is Hippo Farts - Mom
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