Every Time
Unbelievable
The Worst Part About Job Applications
Why? Why Do I Need An Account Just To Look At Pinterest?
When A Plug Covers The Outlet Next To It
People Who Make This In Historical Places
$275 Required Spanish Textbook Is Loose Leaf Paper Wrapped In Cellophane
People Who Leave A Train Like This
Laptop At The Movies
I Work In A Kitchen. You Have No Idea How Many People Say 'You Look Like The Guy From Ratatouille'. Every Damn Minute
The Hospital "Helping"
He Asked Me What The Hell I Was Taking A Picture Of. I Told Him I Was Taking A Pic Of The D-Bag That Needs To Occupy 2 Handicap Spots To Eat Some Fries
Doctor Appointment At 8:20, Currently 10:00, Still No Sign Of Even A Nurse
Having To Clean Up Someone Else’s Piss So The Person Behind Me Doesn’t Think I Did It
Oh, I Have Too Many E-Mails In My Inbox? Why Don't You Send Me An E-Mail About It Everyday
People Who Whore Out Unsuspecting Relatives For Virtual Numbers
She Was Snapchating While Driving (40 Mph Road(64.4 Kph)). She Also Had A Little Brother In The Passenger Seat While Doing This. Hate How Often I See People Doing Stuff Like This (Photo Taken By A Passenger Of My Car)
How Did You Get Hired?
Went To See Isle Of Dogs Tonight. This Woman Brought Her ~2-Year-Old Son To This PG-13 Movie. When He Started To Cry, Instead Of Taking Him Out, She Put Peppa Pig On Her Phone On High Volume For Him To Watch, Which He Did For The Remaining Hour Of The Movie
The Way My Wife Opens Things
Found This Note In My Hotel Bed Last Night
This Tape Is Dead To Me
When The Fabric Gets Stuck Inside Your Zipper
The Fact That We’re Expected To Read These Before Ticking “Yes, I’ve Read And Accept The Terms And Conditions”
Jerks That Cut In Line