“… . If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot waves, I’m assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full-grown, 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. Did that go the way up thought it would? ……Nope!” – The Other Guys
“… When I dump a load in the washin’ machine it doesn’t follow me around for three weeks.” – The Campaign
“I was never the class clown. I was popular in high school and in college. I was good at sports…I used to worry that I wasn’t crazy enough to succeed in comedy. Or troubled enough.”
• Don't insult other visitors. Offensive comments will be deleted without warning.
• Comments are accepted in English only.
• No swearing words in comments, otherwise such comments will be censored.
• Your nickname and avatar are randomly selected. If you don't post comments for 7 days, they both are reset.
• To choose another avatar, click the ‘Random avatar’ link.
