How many right feet does she have?
“The delivery guys left a TV in plain view without even ringing the doorbell.”
“$4 extra to arrive wrapped...”
“If you’re going to use the dumbbell as an ‘I’ then you don’t need another ‘I’ to spell FITNESS.”
A dog with 2 ghosts
Did whoever did this even think about the fold?
So there’s a special wire to avoid losing wireless earphones...
Best place for a TV
But how?
“This restaurant is covered in Coca-Cola advertising, but they only served canned Pepsi.”
Braille text covered by glass
They had one job...
This bathroom fan in a comically awful hotel
This bus shelter in front of someone’s house
“A Big Mac I got from McDonald’s, is it that hard to assemble?”
Double disgrace
“It’s good enough, man.”
“The other left I mean...”
“Trust me I’m an engineer...”
This stove
