The moment you realize that you’re staying in room 209:
“Tall people problems”
“Privacy? Never heard of it!”
“So this ironing situation just got tricky.”
When there are no “DO NOT DISTURB” signs at your hotel, but resourceful is your middle name:
When you don’t want to pay more for a water view:
The dust on this phone seems like it’s been there for years.
TV-angle fail
“I’ll let you guess which one of these was working...”
“Staying in the Nightmare On Elm St. suite”
“I assume THIS is why it took 3 hours to clean the room before I could check in?!”
No one promised that the shower head would be attached to the shower.
Very convenient, thank you.
They were THAT close to making up the room properly.
Here’s a creative approach to solving an AC problem.
“For when you hate your guests at the hotel...”
“When I checked the ‘Return on hanger’ box for my laundry, this wasn’t quite what I had in mind.”
Another marvelous scene from the window:
“Here’s the door of my next door neighbors — 3 nights of a crazy sorority party!”
Not exactly what you think of when booking a “charming antique hotel.”
OK, thank you then for this small plate that surprisingly resembles an ashtray.
“The staff from our new hotel calls this a kitchenette...”
Seems like the safest way to keep something in this safe is to carry it with you everywhere you go...
When you occasionally find out why there are so many tea and coffee sachets in the room:
Just a little cozy catastrophe for perfectionists...
• Don't insult other visitors. Offensive comments will be deleted without warning.
• Comments are accepted in English only.
• No swearing words in comments, otherwise such comments will be censored.
• Your nickname and avatar are randomly selected. If you don't post comments for 7 days, they both are reset.
• To choose another avatar, click the ‘Random avatar’ link.
