I am this close to having a mental breakdown 99% of the time.
Grandparents be like: one little snack before you go home
Every nurse’s dream
When the teacher asks who is presenting next:
Really?
If the chair in your room had an actual face
— Me: Sit!
— Dog: You sit!
— Me: Ok
Performs 12-hour, life-saving surgery. Patient thanks God...
Me in the morning after a cup of coffee vs Me around dinnertime waiting for my husband to get home
When the pizza man said he’d be there at 5 and it’s 5:01:
The first time you hear “Mom!” vs The 7,567th time
It’s called high fashion.
When you sneeze so hard, your mustache changes lips:
Me calling my husband to let him know I got all 3 kids to bed by 7:30pm
— Coffee? — Just one cup, please.
When a nurse takes up gardening:
Balenciaga’s inspiration for their $8000 coat
When you try to hug her, but she’s still mad at you:
What is even the point of Jason Momoa’s bodyguards?
When your Uber driver is trying to get a 5-star rating:
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