“Drained my water heater and the hose I used was just a little short of the drain.”
“First it was recycling the condensation but now she’s quick drying the clothes above the a/c compressor.”
“My neighbor’s car-turner”
“Need new coasters? Go to the tile store. Just stick adhesive felt or cork on the underside.”
Taking a pizza on a long ride home? Use one of these dashboard reflectors and wrap it up!
“My boss made me this because I keep forgetting to bring my knife to work.”
“The girlfriend and I wanted a large mirror on our wall but didn’t want to spend a lot of money so we found 6 small closet door mirrors on sale for $4 each.”
“Working at the airport, we see many people tag their bags. Someone will tie the rope, tag their name, and sign it. Today we came across this...”
When your phone is too big for your palm:
“Some people wanted to watch the game, but we only had a printer available.”
Don’t you have an emergency stop sign? It’s no problem if you have a vivid imagination.
“My landlord decided to turn down the heat today in my apartment when it was −40° F. But he must’ve forgotten that I value my comfort over energy conservation.”
When a person graduates from Creativity University:
“My nephew broke down my computer monitor. I haven’t bought a new one yet.”
“This hero woke himself up from his own snoring, covered his mouth with his scarf, and went back to sleep. All I could hear was a slight rumble after that.”
Nothing can stop you from taking a virtual fight.