I used to work as a carpenter’s assistant. For some reason, I bought myself a 22 ounce framing hammer, which is, to be honest, more hammer than you’ll ever need.

One guy I worked with was teasing me about it: “A real carpenter doesn’t need more than a 16 ouncer!”

I replied, “You’ve been listening to your wife too much.”

“Huh?”

“She’s been telling you size doesn’t matter, right?”