One of the greatest comebacks ever witnessed was from a friend of mine who had blacked out drunk on the sofa at a party and had been basically unconcious for over an hour.

Other friend walks in and lets us know that some of the girls we know are coming, one who my friend didn’t like.

He shouts out “Hey Chris, your girlfriend will be here soon”

He rolls over eyes still closed and grumbles out “I didn’t know your mum went out this late.”

Rolls over back to sleep.