“Brown sugar and cinnamon pumpkin bun double cheeseburger, brown sugar and cinnamon mayo, stem on, and slippery raw seeds.”
“How are we gonna make our Bloody Mark stand out? I dunno Barry, just chop a crab in half and chuck it in there. Whatever.”
“Peeps pizza…”
“Blueberry bagel with chicken salad.”
“Sushi sandwich with pickles.”
“Flamin’ Hot Cheetos frappe at a coffee shop in South OC; the Mecca of stupid food.”
“Pineapple pizza in a pineapple.”
“I’m sure it would taste good but coating the whole glass?”
“Michelin starred bird sh#t.”
“Rainbow bagel triple cheeseburger with marshmallows, chocolate and sprinkles.”
“Because bacon belongs in everything, right?”
“Deconstructed Caesar salad.”
“Please put an entire salad on top of this bacon pizza.”
“Ordered the brisket nachos. Got a pound of Kraft Singles.”
“Hotdog sandwich.”
“15 lb burger.”
“Ooh, pizza, my favourite! And this is a novelty one made from Kit Kats, yay! Just take a look at… Oh. My. God. It’s a blocked toilet in pizza form.”
“Deconstructed sushi in a f#cking mason jar.”
“When you run out of plates.”
“My local coffee shop sells slushie Redbulls with cream and topped with candy and ice cream sticks…”
“Pho inspired pizza: ruining both pho and pizza.”
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