Hold my beaker while I torch these soap bubbles filled with gas
Hold my beaker while I rack myself
Hold my beaker while I pour molten copper over dry ice.
Hold my beaker while I test my jetpack
Hold my beaker while I dip an aluminum baseball bat in gallium
Hold my beaker while I get… fired
Hold my beaker while I fill a pumpkin with calcium carbide and water.
Hold my beaker while I land this rocket
Hold my beaker while I shoot Sodium/Potassium liquid alloy bullets at a watermelon
Hold my beaker while I combine liquid nitrogen with hot water.
Hold my beaker while I swing around burning steel wool
Hold my beaker while I show everyone why I’m the hottest teacher in school
Hold my beaker while I vacuum up a lit cigarette but into a chamber full of gunpowder
Hold my beaker while I add hot water to liquid nitrogen