When you can’t leave the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal:
“Spotted at Dulles Airport, better safe than sorry...”
Know your limits.
Whoever took their flight with 3 boxes of black widow spiders, may the force be with you!
“I paid for in-flight Wi-Fi so I could tweet this immediately.”
“I’m sorry sir, that’s not how you go through security...”
“It now makes sense why my flight was delayed.”
When benches are too hard to sleep on at the airport:
*DING* “Can I get some peanuts in 11A, please?”
When you go too hard on the mini-keyboard on the plane:
“Apparently, I booked a business trip on a furry flight. I’m the only non-furry.”
When you take your girlfriend on a weekend vacation:
“I want a big house with a moat, dragons, and a fort to keep people out.”
“I was stuck on an airplane for 4 hours waiting to take off. This kept me entertained for about 10 minutes.”
“I definitely felt like I was in safe hands as I left Istanbul this morning.”
“My friend’s daughter just flew by herself for the first time. This was how he greeted her at the airport.”
Served sturgeon as hand luggage. Nothing unusual...
The Beastie Boys got hold of the gate display again!
“I saw this man at the airport today...”
She seems to be a genius...
Welcome home!
Found at Chicago O’Hare Airport
Blind pilot?
Forget tinfoil hats, this is next generation stuff.
“And I can’t bring a bottle of shampoo on the plane...”
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