Or you’ll end up with some puffy pillow Yeezys.
Because you’ll look like Deadfool.
Because I doubt you like to cook one egg at a time.
Or receive a pair of shades that’ll only fit your cat
Because nothing good is free in this world.
And you’ll just get straight up scammed.
Because your little brother’s action figure is getting some new kicks.
Because you’ll end up with some painted rain boots.
Or your cat will never forgive you.
Because you’ll end up looking like a sad monk.
Or like a human burrito.
Because I’m pretty sure this isn’t the summer look you were going for.
Because no one wants to see this smile.
Because FNCK isn’t a fncking word.
So you don’t end up looking like Slenderman.
Or end up with a cursed bear.
Or have your breakfast beg you for death.
Because you’ll look like a mummy out for a night on the town.
Because I’m pretty sure Santa wasn’t in Lord of the Rings.
Because no one wants to see that much.
Because you most likely weren’t shopping for a great joke.
Because you want to soak more than your feet.
Because that’s not the gym look you’re going for.
Because your good boy deserves better.
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