The Way My Wife Opens Things

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My Housemate Still Hasn’t Got Rid Of His Pumpkin From Halloween

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My Wife Hung A Nice Picture And A Small Shelf While I Was On Duty. Now My Eye Is Twitching

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My Wife Never Finishes A Bottle Of Shampoo Or Body Wash Before Buying A New Kind And Leaving The Old Ones

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My Wife Likes To Put Her Food And Drinks On Electronics

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My Roommate And I Own Only Two Pots. When He Cooks, He Stores The Leftovers In The Fridge In The Pots, Instead Of Putting Them In Containers

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My Flatmate Isn’t The Biggest Fan Of Hygiene. This Festive Potato Managed To Grow In His Cupboard

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Damn 3-Year-Olds

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I'm Starting A Fight With My Wife

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My Wife Leaves Hair Stuck To The Shower Wall

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My Side Of The Room vs. My Roommate's Side

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My Roommate's Toothbrush

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The Way My Housemate Tidied These Shoes

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I Lost A Loved One Today. I'm Not Sure Which One Yet, But Whoever Cuts Cheese Cake Like This Is Dead To Me

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What Kind Of Person Leaves This In The Freezer

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"Flatmate Made Pasta, Then Left For A Vacation." (I Sort Of Want To Cuddle It)

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Holiday With New Boyfriend - He Opens Bread Like This

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Why I Keep A Secret Tube Of Toothpaste From My Wife And Children

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My Girlfriend’s Kitchen, Everyone

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My Wife’s Nightstand

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I Thought I Was The Only One Whose Flatmates Were Growing Potato Monsters. This One Was Growing For A Year And I Discovered It The Weekend I Moved In

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My Wife Is A Monster

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My Wife Thinks It Is OK To Mix M&M's With Skittles

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My Roommates Seem To Forget This Exists

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My Wife Never Fully Screws The Lids Back Onto Anything

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My Roommate Leaves Her Cat's Litter Box Scoop In Our Kitchen Sink

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How My Boyfriend Stores His Cords

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I Live With A Monster. This Happens Every Single Time I Get Back Home After Being Away With Work For 2 Weeks

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My Wife Always Opens The Microwave Before It Ends And Leaves It Like This, So I Always Have To Cancel Before Setting My Heating Time

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My Roommate Puts The Empty Milk Containers Back Into The Fridge

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I've Been Stuck In My Room Sick For 4 Days Trying To Not Give My Roommate And His Girlfriend What I Have. They've Just Been Letting The Dishes Build Up This Whole Time

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The Way My Wife Leaves The Egg Shells In The Carton Instead Of Throwing Them Into The Trash

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How My Parents Store Their DVDs

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My Boyfriend Doesn't Throw Away Empty Toilet Paper Rolls

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My Wife Is A Monster

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So My Roommate Used My Tin Foil

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My Wife Bought Toilet Paper For The First Time. One Ply. I Live With A Monster

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I Live With Monsters

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The Way My Wife Cut Up This Avocado For My Daughter For Lunch

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My Mother Is A Monster: 1/3 Fruit Jelly Beans, 1/3 Mint Jelly Beans, 1/3 Peanut Butter Cup Eggs. Why?

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I Raised A Monster

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When My Roommates Take Out The Trash, They Don’t Put A New Lining, And Throw Trash In The Can Anyway

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My Girlfriend Opens New Water Bottles Without Finishing The Others First. Send Help, Please

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The Way My Wife Opened This Strawberry Milk

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My Wife Decided To Eat Only Half Of A Banana

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The Way My Boyfriend Sliced This Avocado

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My Roommate Opens Bottles Before He Finishes The Previous One

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My Wife Is A Monster

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Been With My Wife For Close To 10 Years. Never Knew What Kind Of Monster She Is Until Today

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I Live With A Bunch Of Monsters

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