Only a wise employer will appreciate this reason.
“I asked my mom to open the blinds for my flowers. She did everything she could and even more.”
“My mom tried to give my nephew a fade yesterday. I have been howling for 24 hours straight.”
“We’re discussing how mothers react to tattoos.”
“Mom sent me an email titled ‘New York pics’ that only included this photo.”
A life lesson was learned.
“She’s either tucked in the corner or a budding escape artist....”
“My mom got this teeth ball for our dog and it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.”
“When are you going to start dressing like a girl? Who passed this trait on to you?”
“I thought my mom made me cake pops...”
“I asked my mom to send me a picture of my dog and this is what I get.”
A default option, just like washed dishes and a made-up bed
"I asked my mom to bring me tissue masks and lipstick from Thailand. Mom:
She probably remembers her youth very well.
When you are a mother and you only have Pikachu Band-aids at home:
“My mom got her dog a sweater, when I asked why it was pink she said, “He’s very secure with his masculinity.”
When you ask your mom to pack your belongings:
Does this look familiar to you?
“Asked my mom what she was doing today and she told me ‘just work’ then texts me this 3 hours later.”
“Look at this picture of my cat that my mom drew.”
