“The roommate moved out and left this...”
“The way my roommate cuts pie...”
When you ask your roommate to change the paper:
“The roommate and his girlfriend did this.”
Some roommates just want to see the world burn...
My boyfriend used my bobby pins as Q-tips.
Who needs a cutting board when there’s a counter to ruin?
One roommate, a dozen toothbrushes
This dish was hidden like this under foil.
“I pulled 2 pounds of ramen out of the garbage disposal.”
5 days and counting
“How my roommate fills up the ice tray”
“Whatever my roommate does to our plastic wrap tube”
“When I let my roommate borrow a tub of perfectly smooth butter”
“My side of the room vs my roommate’s”
Roommate vs toothpaste
“My roommate eats peanut butter like a psycho.”
“Told my roommate to have a slice...never again.”
Some roommates have too much energy.
“My roommate’s way of opening cleaning wipes”
This man ties bread bags so tight, his wife has to tear them.
“My husband is technologically challenged.”
“Pretty sure I now have solid grounds for divorce.”
“My husband’s version of ’sweeping’ the bathroom floor”
“The husband preheated a plastic cutting board.”
“He opened both and used some of each for one recipe.”
“At this point, putting it in the trash is easier.”
“My husband refuses to finish a bar of soap.”
Who needs a coaster when your husband has an iPad?
“The wife doesn’t approve of conventional cutting techniques.”
This wife likes to step on her husband’s toes.
“My wife wanted one banana so naturally, she beheaded all of them.”
This girlfriend cannot close the tops of spice containers.
Some better halves think only the first half of a pack of gum is worth their time.
My boyfriend’s feng shui in the cupboard
This boyfriend likes to live on the edge with his cup of coffee.
“My husband bought memory foam for his side of the bed.”
Dear wives, don’t eat donuts this way!