On my literal first flight as a flight attendant, I was collecting the trash. I held out my (gloved) hand, looked away because someone asked me a question, then looked back and there was a diaper filled with poop in my hand.

Poop got EVERYWHERE — on the seat, the tray table, everywhere. The woman then asked, ‘When you get a chance, can you come clean this for me?’ Safe to say it was a NO from me. I’m here to evacuate the aircraft in under 90 seconds, not clean your baby’s poop!