My Girlfriend Moved Into Her Dorm Yesterday And Was Having Trouble Setting Up The Apple TV I Bought Her...
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Friend Sends Me Pic Of His New Truck, My Girlfriend Wanted To Know Why It Had A Little Waffle House In The Back
I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole
Silly Boyfriend
I Asked My Girlfriend How Badly Her Screen Was Cracked After She Dropped Her Phone. She Sent This
Wood
Not Sure The Wife Understands What Freezer Bags Are For
I've Heard Of "Painting Yourself Into A Corner" But My Wife Took It A Step Further. I Don't Even Know...
Seems Legit
The Wife Said There Was So Much Sodium, They Just Put OMG
My Wife Got Our Daughters Matching Shirts
My GF Wondered Why I Bought Plates For Christmas That Said "Oh Oy Oh" On Them... I Had To Tell Her She Was Holding Them Upside Down
My Wife Tried Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner For Us And Actually Burned The Cook Book
My Wife Thought She Bought Me Socks With Palm Trees On Them. Bless Her Heart, She Had No Idea
My Wife Complained There Was No Code On The Scratch Card She Was Given...
My Psycho Girlfriend Uses A Timer To Wake Up Instead Of An Alarm
I Told My Wife To Set A Reminder On Her Phone. Apparently We Have Different Ideas Of What That Means
My Wife Calls Me In A Panic And Says "The Helicopter Light Came On In My Truck"
Asked My Wife To Look For A Chucky Mask So I Could Scare The Kids. She's Too Innocent
Asked Wife To Pick Up Some Bleach While She Was Out Doing Errands. Her Exact Words After I Looked At This Like Wtf Was “It Was A Little Pricy But At Least It Smells Good And Not Like All The Other Bleach”
I Swallowed Tweezers
My boyfriend came to the hospital to meet me before surgery and I asked 'did you say you were here for the girl that swallowed the tweezers?' he said 'of course! When am I ever going to be able to use that line again?!?'
My Girlfriend Bought Me A Dash Cam For My Birthday And Not Knowing It Can Overwrite Old Footage, Bought Me Ten 64 GB SD Cards
My Girlfriend Asked Me Why Do I Have A Jesus Figure
My Wife Texted To Tell Me Her Car Smelled Like It Was Burning. Turns Out She Drove 18 Miles With My Push-Broom Under Her Car
My Wife Using An Outlet
Asked BF To Put Away Our Dog After Letting Him Out To Pee
He insisted he could handle it even though he had just received Dilaudid at the hospital for a kidney stone. BF was completely baffled as to why I was looking at him strangely.
When Your Husband Takes The Instructions Literally
Found This On My Girlfriend's Butt
My Friend's Wife Doesn't Understand Perspective
Sorting Paperwork, Wife Asked If I Still Needed My Guitar Sheet Music
GF Asks About That "Aids In Space" Song I Was Singing In The Shower. Almost Lost It When She Sung It Back To Me
Here's How My GF Heats Up A Tortilla
My Wife Bought A Cast Iron Skillet From Amazon
My Girlfriend Made Pasta Last Night And Wanted To Keep It Warm For Me...
My Girlfriend Thought It Was A Good Idea To Put The Dog Bed In The Dryer
While Watching The Football Game Last Night My Wife Ask, "Why Do They Tell You What Political Party The Players Support?"
My Coworker Sends Pictures To Her Husband All Day. This Is Her Technique
Spent The Afternoon Installing These. My Wife, Ladies And Gentlemen
I Heard My Boyfriend Yelling That His "Eye Drops" We're Burning His Eyes
Girlfriend Said "The Underwater Key Symbol Is Blinking". Took Me A Minute To Decipher
I Was Running Late, So I Asked My Wife To Get The Grill Going. I Came Home To This
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actually, yes. it's a mild fever.