“The “lettuce” in my chicken caesar wrap is just a second tortilla; a green one”
Bites like this.
“My mom was so excited about growing a full-sized watermelon until she cut into it”
“This guy at my work never drinks the whole Coca Cola”
The peas are upside down.
When a mosquito blocks your rear camera.
“Looks like I won’t be listening to my new vinyl record. Thanks, USPS”
Stepping on an earring.
This dude eats apples with a spoon.
“This mom allowing her child to listen to his iPad full volume without headphones for the entire flight.”
“Put a $5 in this vending machine, kicks out mostly nickels as change. It doesn’t accept nickels.”
When you have to put your hand on the notebook’s spiral
“My f@#$ing dumb@$s neighbor put hot charcoal from his grill into the trashcan.”
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