“My statue of Zeus broke and now he looks like he’s throwing someone a roll of toilet paper.”
Taking a nap in the office in front of all your colleagues? Well done!
He saves money on shampoo and haircuts.
It takes too much effort to change the roll.
He knows how to seize the moment.
There is no bad weather when you have good company.
The master of chilling
He just needs a little private space.
When you don’t want to waste your time doing the dishes:
Bad weather... No, I had no idea.
He couldn’t care less.
The knot in her headphones may be annoying to everyone else, but not this lady.
The system is ruined but people don’t care.
So annoying and relaxing at the same time.
This is how he switches off the world.
I repainted the sign, boss.
“I ate tomatoes over the sink and now I have sink tomatoes growing.”
He thinks this is fun.
There are some people who just feel at home anywhere.
He’s not lazy, he’s just saving time.