“Someone hit my car today and left no information. I owe a $500 deductible for something that isn’t my fault.”
“Forgot my wallet and Really needed gas… I had to be THAT guy, $11 in quarters.”
“This was my dad’s boat on our 2nd time out after buying it. It was also on my birthday.”
“Oh good! The original metal oil paintings I ordered showed up!”
“I ordered take out from a local restaurant for lunch today, this is how my burger came.”
“Nearly blinded myself this morning looking out my peephole”
“When you’re excited about the 12 dollar salad you just bought for dinner.”
“Stepped onto this f@#$er and you thought Legos were bad. Welcome to the UK”
“Tried recreating the Spider-Man meme with a panorama and tripped on my way to the other side.”
“Keys inside armored truck.”