Why eat bacon on a plate when you could eat it off a clothesline?
Cocktail in a tub. Because cups look ridiculous.
Why yes, two olives under an olive tree sounds like a wholesome appetizer.
Screw marinara, I’ll have Spaghetti with Unicorn Shit Sauce.
Wait, I get to pay you so I can make my own dinner?.. That sounds lovely.
Would you like Chicken In A Cone? Or Sushi On A Donut?
Alright, I’m done…
What the hell is happening here?
Sushi Pizza… Just.. Why?
Please… Somebody snap their finger.
Morning tea and pastries on a bookshelf…
In case you want your morning coffee in a test tube.
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