This Doesn’t Even Need A Caption. I Should Literally Delete Every Other Picture On This Page And Replace Them All With This And Put “Mission Accomplished” In My Bio. My Work Here Is Done. All Joking Aside, This Guy Is A Champ And A Half! Giving Us Dads A Good Name!
Every Once In A While, Parenthood Is A Major Improvement
From Dressed To The Nines To Asleep By Nine
Made Our 1 Year Wedding Anniversary Picture!
For Obvious Reasons, This Cat Has Learned To Sleep With One Eye Open
Honeymoon’s Over!
Parenting Gets You Into Some Sticky Situations. (These Captions Can’t All Be Winners!)
From “I’m On A Boat!!!” To “He’s On My Throat!!!” (This Is One Of My Favorites!)
The Dog Days Are Over
From “Haaaaaaayyyyyy!” To “Wait! I’ve Got A New Complaint...”
This About Sums It Up
It Doesn’t Take Long For Them To Go From Cute To Crushing
Actually Maximus, No, I’m Not Entertained. Thanks For Asking! (Love How The Shirt Goes From Sincere To Ironic When The Kid Shows Up!)
From Sex On The Beach To Dead On Her Feet! This Juxtaposition Almost Makes Me Feel Bad, But The Truth Must Be Told! Also, The Baby’s Mouth Is Wide Open Too Omg
I’m Not Sure Which Situation Is More Hazardous To His Health...
From Drinking Together To *making Drinks* Together
From Partying All Night To Peppa’s Windy Fall Day
From Da King To Dafuq?!
This Dapper Gent Went From Refined Af To Resigned To His Fate
His Drinking Buddies Have Changed
What’s The Opposite Of A Glow Up?
Older Siblings Can Get Toddlered Too! Not That He Seems To Mind Trading His Mouthguard For A Tiara
From Fat Tuesdays To Ass Wednesdays
Look At What That Baby Has Reduced This Once Proud Man To. And The Kid Knows It Too! “No More Relaxing Dinners Out, You Eat In Bed Now And You Love It! I Own You!!!
And To Think, She Used To Be The One Who Threw Up After Drinking Too Much
They Never Suspected That When They Found Nemo They’d Also Lose Their Dignity
From Little Black Dress To Big White Mess. I Can’t Believe She Stopped To Take A Photo Before Incinerating That Hoodie!
Double Double-Fisting!
From Striking A Pose To Serving As Poster Board
Kids! They’ll Steal Your Life-Force And *literally* Suffocate You, And Somehow You’ll Still Find Yourself Smiling While They Do
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