Thanks, now I’ll be at work inspecting the bathroom…
Get it together, Cody!
My boss asked if I wanted to get a ‘happy ending’ massage together on a business trip.
A pie that I brought to work went missing. I found it later in my boss’ office.
I caught my boss living in the office after his divorce making his dinner…always thought the coffee tasted odd.
The milk situation at work is starting to get a little serious.
We asked the boss for a suggestion box.
This is the drinking water filter at my work. It’s been getting darker by the day but my boss insists it’s still doing its job.
My boss wasn’t in his office for our meeting, so I left him a note…found this on my desk afterward.
My boss asked me to catch Koi fish from the pond.
My boss censored my cleavage at work yesterday.
Apparently, my boss likes shopping for presents in dollar stores.
My boss just walked up to me, completely deadpan, and slapped this post-it note on me.
My girlfriend got a new job. This was a cake she got from her old boss.
He took me in the bathroom, offered me blow, I declined, he kissed me.
The property manager is cutting down the trees because it’s expensive to maintain them.
My boss was tired of our wire cutters getting stolen. I’m not sure this will solve it.
My boss ordered a box of 6,000 pepper packets instead of a shaker, so now I get to spend my Saturday cutting open packets for our burger seasoning.
When your good service rewards only your boss.
My boss asked me to buy dresses during work hours for his mistress while using his car to go around from store to store until I found the model and size he wanted.
My boss just handed me my paycheck…
If your boss blocks Facebook, make your own!
My coworker is coming back from Burning Man today, so my boss left this on his desk…I love my job.
The boss threw away all the desks and replaced them with dressers and a sheet of glass.
My boss asked me to go buy a pipe for her to smoke her weed out of because she had a party she was going to later that night.
My boss’ solution to help my coworker keep her files in order
I asked my boss for an iMac and saw this when I came in this morning.
When some employees get $500 Christmas bonuses and you get this Christmas gift from the boss
The boss that doesn’t let anyone take party leftovers home.
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