“…I used to think it tasted amazing until my wife tried a sip and said, ‘Eh, I don’t like the after taste.’
‘There is no after taste weirdo’ *sip* f#$k…
Now I taste a weird after taste, not enough to make the drink bad but it went from 9/10 to like 7/10.”
“…I think it’s used to line up the projector with the screen. It’s really tiny, but once you notice it you won’t stop looking at it. I’m sorry.”
“I guess he didn’t know I was there. He starts singing away to himself, to the tune of Hall & Oats, ‘Because your piss, your piss, is on my wrist…because your piss is on my wrist…when I turn out the lights!
I burst out laughing. Now I can’t hear that song for the rest of my life without singing that dude’s alternate lyrics.”
Listen to it here
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